Saturday, March 20, 2010

SecC

( The inside story of the section C guys)
NAME: Deepak
IN A NUTSHELL: Package of confusion. Hardcore fun lover. Fantasizes after drinks.
MOST LIKELY TO: Appreciate Rajnikant
LEAST LIKELY TO: Refuse a Drink

NAME: Balaji
IN A NUTSHELL: singer & swinger. Has the loudest voice on the floor. Drinks responsibly. Florence Nightangle for his drunk allies. Future face of the premium cosmetics industry.
MOST LIKELY TO: Fall in Love
LEAST LIKELY TO: Turn homosexual

NAME: Amit
IN A NUTSHELL: Personality Defined. Respected by all. Talks sense and finance most of the time.
MOST LIKELY TO: Discuss company valuation with JD.
LEAST LIKELY TO: take a beer bath

NAME: Pilot
IN A NUTSHELL: Speaks soft and flies high...
MOST LIKELY TO: Be on the Phone
LEAST LIKELY TO: look depressed

NAME: Lala
IN A NUTSHELL: cool and chubby. Yet to reach the legal age for alcohol consumption. Hence, consumes ice-tea all day long.
MOST LIKELY TO: Motivate diaper Sellers.
LEAST LIKELY TO: run out of ice tea

NAME: Adish Anna
IN A NUTSHELL: Stick. Conducts focussed group discussions with drunkards. Yet to decide on his specialisation and orientation
MOST LIKELY TO: Rape and get raped
LEAST LIKELY TO: grow a beard

NAME: Ajju
IN A NUTSHELL: very angry young man. Moralist. Idealist. No nonsense fellow.
MOST LIKELY TO: 1. Download songs 2. Scold
LEAST LIKELY TO: get drunk and sloshed.

NAME: Lohia
IN A NUTSHELL: joined the college as (0.5)*CA. Has matured to become (0.75)*CA. By 2011 aspires to become 1*(CA) + 1* (MBA).
MOST LIKELY TO: Explain finance to his buddies.
LEAST LIKELY TO: pierce his tongue

NAME: Guru
IN A NUTSHELL: loves Shimoga . secretly(!) admires his classmate. Dresses minimal. Has found a soulmate in Naren
MOST LIKELY TO: talk out of context. Write on doors.
LEAST LIKELY TO: become the HR manager of a company.

NAME: Neil
IN A NUTSHELL: Ulfa. Listens to music. Appreciates women. Undresses in front of cam
MOST LIKELY TO: Sing a love song
LEAST LIKELY TO: sell his bike

NAME: Hisham
IN A NUTSHELL: Master of all trades – movie making, love and comedy. Loves volunteering. Also loves his roommates
MOST LIKELY TO: motivate his pals
LEAST LIKELY TO: study for a B-Quiz

NAME: Alloysius (special guest)
IN A NUTSHELL: the sophisticated singer. Shakespeare of the batch. Loved by women
MOST LIKELY TO: rock the show
LEAST LIKELY TO: go for a drink with Mithu.

NAME: Sameer
IN A NUTSHELL: soft spoken. Smiling. Lover.
MOST LIKELY TO: get snapped with booze and cig
LEAST LIKELY TO: miss out on a photo shoot

NAME: Naren
IN A NUTSHELL: too huge to fit in a nutshell. Loves H5 and Hyderabad. Active inside gym , inactive everywhere else.
MOST LIKELY TO: sleep under the stars after a party
LEAST LIKELY TO: turn veggie.

NAME: Navraj
IN A NUTSHELL: the most eligible bachelor of the batch. Respected by all including Subbu.
MOST LIKELY TO: read for the sake of knowledge
LEAST LIKELY TO: dance bhangra

NAME: Ganesh
IN A NUTSHELL:
MOST LIKELY TO: study
LEAST LIKELY TO: not study

NAME: Mathur (special Appearance)
IN A NUTSHELL: can compete with Pilot in the art of flying high. Sleeps during day. Nowadays even sleeps during night.
MOST LIKELY TO: hallucinate
LEAST LIKELY TO: care about 75% attendance.

NAME: Deoras
IN A NUTSHELL: HUL poster boy. The proverbial good guy. Sarcy to some extent. Intellectual.
MOST LIKELY TO: Go on long walks.
LEAST LIKELY TO: not support MI in IPL

NAME: Anant
IN A NUTSHELL: present big brother of the batch. Balances time between work and play. Baaaaaas.
MOST LIKELY TO: stay chilled out.
LEAST LIKELY TO: spend a day without gaali.

NAME: Jatiya
IN A NUTSHELL: proverbial chutiya
MOST LIKELY TO: gossip
LEAST LIKELY TO: make sense

NAME: Shukla
IN A NUTSHELL: mimic. Comedian. actor. heart-throb of the opposite gender. Hogs limelight in all chat sessions
MOST LIKELY TO: keep the show going
LEAST LIKELY TO: bore people

NAME: Ballu
IN A NUTSHELL: slow. Very slow. Very very slow. Master Pfaffer . very active after midnight.
MOST LIKELY TO: pfaff.
LEAST LIKELY TO: participate in a long jump competition

NAME: Nikhil
IN A NUTSHELL: intellectual. Calm. Gets emotional after drinks. Has connections in most states. Mallu by birth , bong at heart and gujju by... (lets avoid controversy)
MOST LIKELY TO: read blogs like “ Pleasure of being a woman” or “what women want”
LEAST LIKELY TO: stay up all night.

NAME: Sheikh
IN A NUTSHELL: white and plump. Lives life sheikh style. Does monthly shopping in Mumbai. Doesn’t give a damn about most things.
MOST LIKELY TO: lie down with his laptop
LEAST LIKELY TO: write a love poem

NAME: JD
IN A NUTSHELL: = f(finance,desserts,passion,debating)
MOST LIKELY TO: contest elections
LEAST LIKELY TO: see the sun rise in Hinjewadi

NAME: Manish
IN A NUTSHELL: mysterious
MOST LIKELY TO: stay absconding
LEAST LIKELY TO: go on a date with JD

NAME: Jin
IN A NUTSHELL: tech savvy. Reads his fill. Can fall asleep anywhere
MOST LIKELY TO: start a library
LEAST LIKELY TO: survive without electricity

NAME: Chandaks
IN A NUTSHELL: no-nonsense fellow. Loves the comfort of being surrounded by books.
MOST LIKELY TO: Discuss Financial statement analysis with his date.
LEAST LIKELY TO: have lunch/dinner in D-hostel Mess.

NAME: Kolhe
IN A NUTSHELL: Initiative taker. CR. Appreciator of women.
MOST LIKELY TO: write a self help book
LEAST LIKELY TO: observe maunvrat

NAME: Tushar
IN A NUTSHELL: chocolate hero. Genius. Epitome of seriousness
MOST LIKELY TO: becoming the next big thing in the world of operations.
LEAST LIKELY TO: murder.

NAME: Bhargav
IN A NUTSHELL: owns one of Pune`s largest movie libraries. Drinks in peace. Has a special fan following known as “angels”
MOST LIKELY TO: watch a movie
LEAST LIKELY TO: gossip

NAME: Bala
IN A NUTSHELL: Bangali by definition. Enthusiastic drinker. More enthusiastic in mugging. Chills out in the gym.
MOST LIKELY TO: bunk classes and visit the gym
LEAST LIKELY TO: become a Hindi writer.

NAME: Sid
IN A NUTSHELL: Playboy.
MOST LIKELY TO: have an affair
LEAST LIKELY TO: stay single

NAME: Chetan (Special Appearance)
IN A NUTSHELL: six sigma certified. Master in statistics (both non- vital and vital)
MOST LIKELY TO: give Balaji competition in a particular art
LEAST LIKELY TO: collect funds for “shapath”

NAME: Nihal (Special Appearance)
IN A NUTSHELL: the big man. Mr. Dependable. Thinking woman`s sex symbol
MOST LIKELY TO: talk less
LEAST LIKELY TO: become a RJ

14 comments:

Jerrin said...

awesome read..even for a non C-div-er!!

Varna said...

Awesomeeee!! keep up the good work :P

Tushar said...

Awesome dude.....

ANIRBAN:
In a nutshell: Bangali phukkibaaz...
Most Likely to : Propose someone.. ;)
Least likely to: Quit smoking and boozing....

Adish Deoras said...

Name : The Crazy Bengali
In a Nutshell: The quintessential thinker and writer. Compulsive debater.

Most Likely to: Argue in class with the prof

Least likely to: Sit for an hour without his "sutta".

Neha Chahar said...

hey anir
best ever!!

Ajay Kasana said...
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Anonymous said...

In a nutshell: Smokes. Drinks. Pfaffs.
Most likely to: Roam around in leopard-skin underpants.
Least likely to: Remove them. And bathe.

"tHe bAla$" said...

nice post bengali..

but..a few clarifications:

how the hell do u knw that neil undresses in front of the cam?? :D

second...please dont compare me and chetan..hes miles ahead ;)

Ranjita said...

Awesome !!!!

U literally painted the D-hostel in front of us man !!

Come up with more... :P

Anonymous said...

In a Nutshell:
Bangali Babu, who baths when someone asks dat u stain a lot!!
Most Likely to:
Show up wid a porn magazine during exams in ur room, "Chatur" of C-Div.
Least Likely to:
Sing and Dance in his bathroom along wid his bf, Gannu.

anirban... said...

@ all
Thanks for your comments.

@ Bala
Reff. to the temporary facebook vid uploaded by sid

@ Anonymous
Who art thou, observer?

Anonymous said...

anirban: dude when did you start thinking about him??

~ * ~ SHEEN ~ * ~ said...

ahahaha...hilarious! Sssuuuperrr awwwwweesomeee!!! :o)

anirban... said...

@ Mr. Anonymous
Please reveal thyself... and gimme a break!!!

Yes. I do fantaisize about waknis... In my fantasy i slaughter him in the most ruthless way possible.